Sunday School Lesson
Little janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?
When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!“
… the teacher fainted!
A scented candle burns gently on the table a standing lamp provides soft light. Coasters on the table beckon coffee or cola. For every hour my eyes pore over the Bible or theology books, they spend the same amount of time gazing with love into the eyes of people tearful from the pains of this world or exuberance from the blessings of a loving Father.
Coasters on the coffee table or cola invite. For each hour, my eyes looking at the books of the Bible or theology, they spend the same amount of time looking lovingly into the eyes of people who mourn
I cherish the memory of my scripture memorize something. Hide the Word of God in our hearts that we have not sinned against him; is what the Bible teaches, and is so important.
You just remember me my childhood time after read your post. I laughed after read your post because Sometime I slept in school in my childhood time. Its really feel good after read your article. I enjoy to read this article.
Well that just remind me of school time.Actually i use to complete homework on saturday and on sunday i use to play games and outside games.
Well i am free dont have any lesson.
I will be playing games and wanna go for swimming.
I really like this article about Sunday school lesson. I always appreciate who write this kind of stuff. You just remind my childhood time. Thanks for sharing this article with us.
Here You teach us very good lesson. You presented this story very good and proper way. In this article I learned many important lessons which is very nice. Really very cool stuff!
You teach us nice Sunday lesson. Sunday is a fun day. There is no any lesson on Sunday. I always played with my friend at Sunday. I really like your article.
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Oh ! no how it is possible ?? Sunday is a day of holiday. No one can work on this day. The children only playing games on that day. Sunday is totally a fun day. So there is no any lesson on Sunday.
I think Janice is so innocent guy. The girl pined him when teacher asked a questions. I think Sunday is a holiday for all. The kids really feel boring when to study at Sunday.